Tim Russert/Randy Quaid, George Carlin, Nathan’s contest trims 2 minutes, Dewmocracy.com, chocolate brandy shake, Bobcat Goldthwait, infocom text adventure games, anvils, general laborer, Match.com manipulation, rudeass impatient people, longass phone menus
Weddings are bullshit, Aldi, herpes song, kung fu action grip, cafeteria seconds, smear the queer, Kimbo Slice, Myspace porno bitches, Linda Hogan, fuel story alliterators, Irony man
Biergarten, legends of porn fast food chain, old dirty bastard, psychic friends, turkey bomb, Egg chip sandwich, ass smoothie, deaf business card scam
Freaks of cock, Pop rockin’, rimjob, Principal’s office dread, ketchup keeper, Pogo Ball, super colon blow, Click it or ticket, black belts, concert screamer
bushman clicking, rear leg attack, Into the Wild, 27 dresses, drive-through ripoff, bird feeder pepper, Cootie trees, local commercials, Cop Rock, old school talk shows, arcades, condiment water, reading walkers, bullshit citizenship, skull bongers
The new world, There will be blood, Iron Man teaser, carjacking, Jerky boys, Schlitz, Whistle tips, armrest thief, J-Bone, Josef Fritzl
drunk pass, Juno, underwater gun, asparagus pee, belly button picking, standard stand-up, Chicago cougar, boobs on bikes, Bai Ling, anchor fights 1 2 3, 6V battery hoax, cell phone contract, DIY tea, pot school, culinary political pandering
earthquake, Texas polygamy, slappy, Stuff White People Like, O-Mazing grace, vans 1 2, Toughman, Silly Putty, The Challenger 1 2, meat stickers, cheapest toilet paper, oldapps, Marilyn Manson
two weiners, extreme cop shows, stain defender, girl holidays, Joe Lauzon, Twitches, 30 Days of Night, Darth Vader poops, booger eaters, old school balls, masturpasting, Tomijuana, lifestyle-oriented rhyming, catch phrase milker
Sweeney Todd, I am Legend, Haggling in megastores, two-minute car wash, stretch jeans, sounding, karate, Snake Eyes, racist Morphin Rangers, playground impunity, water fights, emailing exes, public braggers, hi-def liars, Geek Squad, health fitness scams
