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Kurtis Blow’s explanation of farticle is Nice, but the meat of the thing is an elimination of gas opens the hiney-hole wide enough to expell an oily secretions that researchers believe is a human marking device not unlike wild (AND SOMETIMes DOMEStic animals). This oil emits the odor (s) when others disturb it. It also attaches to the disturber.
Occasionally the oil is a fine mist and should be concidered HAZMAT. If it gets in your nose, you will smell it for a period of time, but if taken orally can be tasted. As proof of this fact, cup your hhands and place them directly over the anus and ‘catch the fart’ by holding your hands as if holding water in your hands. the more airtight, the better. at this point, you can throw the fart.
salah
Comment by Dalebert X. Newberg — April 16, 2008 @ 8:04 pm
Must be some reason why I still have one-dozen cloth diapers from your childhood closet.
Comment by Mom — April 15, 2008 @ 7:25 pm